Listerine

I lie face down in my sofa.


I am listening to Radio 4.


I am thirsty.


I get up and quaff Listerine.


I smoke a cigarette.


I smoke a menthol cigarette because I want my mouth to stay minty fresh and I don't want to have to drink more Listerine after the cigarette because I drank all the Listerine and I don't want to go to the shop to buy more Listerine.