Braque's My Homeboy

I am breathing now, through a miasma of loathing and self indulgence, my mind and body being fueled only by the two Tennents I ingested earlier. These propel me to new heights. I am an author. I am the man. I am the self-proclaimed King of Procrastination. I impress the laymen with my consumed and regurgitated knowledge of the cubist movement and their penchant for text based art.

Fear me.