Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Britpop

Two young men sit on a concrete step. 

GEOFF: I should get my haircut.

FRANK: Yeah.

GEOFF: Do you think I should get a haircut?

FRANK: Yes.

GEOFF: I just don't know.
[Pause]
I don't know if I should try and get that young Alex James thing going on.

FRANK: I like Blur.

GEOFF: Yeah, I fucking love Blur.

FRANK: I don't like Alex James.

GEOFF: Fuck you.

FRANK: He's smug.

GEOFF: He makes cheese. I want to make cheese.
[Pause]
He's living the dream. 

FRANK: In my dreams I am a real human being and I am finally capable of love. I finally can have a deep relationship with someone that has emotions involved. Generally there will be a lot of emotions. I feel like a robot. Maybe I am a robot. I want to know what it's like to feel things. I want to be able to look a lass in the eye and feel more than just aroused.
[Pause]
I feel dead inside.

1 comment:

  1. I relate to these charactes so much I can not explain.

    I feel that we should both get Alex James haircuts and then we will both get the girls.

    Frank just needs to be loved.

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