Overheard from the street, whilst lying in bed at 1 O'Clock in the afternoon on a Sunday.

Man 1: [Shouting]Russell.

Man 2: *something I did not hear because of traffic, but imagine was acknowledgement of the man*

Man 1: Did you hear *could not hear properly, again due to traffic* had another baby?

Man 2: Fantastic! Boy or Girl?

Man 1: Girl.

The End.

Dream Excerpt 6

Take ketamine. Swim in the ocean but the ocean is just a really huge swimming pool. Try to light a cigarette underwater. My dad laughs at me.

Dream Excerpt 5

I see M.C. outside the museum. He has an afro. His beard is another afro. I say 'Hey' but he doesn't recognise me. I am Batman.

Dream Excerpt 4

Creepy Steve follows me into Boots. I stand looking at the sandwiches. He sits behind a shelf of feminine hygiene products staring at me. 

Dream Excerpt 3

Meet Yoko Ono at a party. Tell her I don't like her music. She is offended. I tell her that I also do not care for her art. She is angry.

Dream Excerpt 2

Go to toilet, the men's room is a gentleman's club. The seating is urinals placed directly next to each other in order to create booths. Go to piss. Realise it is seats. Sit down instead. Ask where I can piss. Start to piss whilst everyone stares at me. 

Dream Excerpt

Flying back from the Co-op, swooping around. There's a fucking bear in the woods. He's wearing a jaunty little cap. He stole the hat from some man that he just ate. I swoop down and steal his hat. It's a really fucking cool hat. It's blue. The bear shouts at me as I fly away. He starts to weep.