Karl Wrote a Thing That I Liked, Here It Is

This guest post was brought to you by Karl Finch, who currently has no internet address on account of his cyber-vagrancy. He asked me to use that as an intro. Karl is currently writing things. He has previously written other things - Confessions of a Tofu Addict. This is a thing.

A Turkish Poem - By Karl Finch

Urp gwop gwop gwop
Hurk hurk
Dwr plup plup
Drhr uwop

Buwa tuk tuk tuk
Guk guk
Urt brip brip
Mrrh gok

1066

Ten Sixty Six was some next level shit
Normandy represent
Holla

I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 4 DAYS

Mister Java crawls,
from the crack,
meanders through.

Nooks and crannies. 

Massaging his beans. 

Squeezing sensuality. 

Oozing the tar we all crave. 

He whispers to me in the night.